Surely fucking not, Ryan
The warrior princess has made a disgusting comment. Actually, he made several.
It's the grooms' turn to meet with Alessandra, and, as expected, a new villain has surfaced.
To be fair, Ryan: Warrior Princess hasn’t exactly been a likable character until now, but there were clearly other problematic men we needed to focus more attention on. But not anymore! Now we’ve got someone exuding behaviour that screams insecurity and, well, a whole lot of douchelord.
While the other grooms maturely (OK, maybe not Billy at first) and politely discussed how they found the fantasy dates their wives planned, Ryan: Warrior Princess took the opportunity to make his wife, Jacqui, feel even worse than she's already been feeling about herself.
First, he told the boys that Jacqui's "crazy eyes" came out—the same thing Jake was criticised for saying and resulted in him leaving MAFS altogether. Then, as if things could get any worse, he motioned that Jacqui was great at "giving" something.
Look, I'm no expert, but I assume he was talking about giving head. Gobbies. People don't "give" sex (do they?), and I don't think anyone's raving to middle-aged men about a handjob?
Anyway, I don't want to entertain it because it doesn't matter what he was referring to; it matters that he was being disrespectful in general. Sharing that in a group setting? Without her knowledge? After making fun of her experience? Disgoostang.
But he didn't stop there! He went on to explain that it got better "every round" even though there was clearly disgraced faces in the room. Does this man have no self-awareness? God it reeks of that dude at school with an imaginary long-distance girlfriend. No one cares!!! This does not make you cool!!!
Remember, this is the same man who was worried Jacqui would be embarrassed when he dropped her at their wedding.
Let’s be clear: he does not give a shit about Miss NZ. He proved that tonight. (And also the night when he dropped her and feigned concern for anyone other than himself.)
In other news, Morena and Tony had a blow-up — something to do with her talking — and he left for a breather (and some quiet). Rhi and Jeff had a kiss and it was actually so bloody uncomfortable to watch. Why does it feel like a #SiblingsOrDating scenario even though we know they’ve horizontally bonded?
Thank you bye x