Tim sure says "nice" a lot for a guy who's not being... that
Inappropriate thoughts on MAFS Season 12, Episode 2.
After meeting our first two MAFS couples in Episode 1, we’re back, baby. Why do I feel like it’s all downhill from here?
This is torture
Not to confuse shows, but new MAFS couple Katie and Tim good on paper. Individually and together. A purpose-driven angel and a P.E. teacher who refers to himself as “nice”? Great!!
Let’s meet Katie first. She wears gigantic necklaces straight from the zoo. She also had a cunty ex who once told her to lose weight. While she was in her bikini and in a pool.
She’s excited to wear a REAL wedding dress for a REAL man with REAL people in attendance.
Literally 0.3 seconds later she starts getting upset because she realises the whole wedding part is fake.
It’s actually very sad, though, because she feels like she skipped the falling-in-love part that comes before a wedding and that she had to “trap a stranger into it”. While I’m glad people are actually acknowledging that these sham weddings take away from the real wedding they’ll have one day, I’m sad she feels this way. She seems like a catch.
Tim? Tim’s a PE teacher and is quite charismatic, or Kate would say “tranquil”. Anyway she tells Tim upon meeting him that she won’t be doing OnlyFans and it’s the greatest nod to what a joke this show is that I ever did see.
Tim tells Katie he’s a nice guy and then proceeds to show the producer otherwise.
He said that he wanted someone short, petite, blonde or brunette. Literally every hair colour that Katie is not. The producer reminds Tim that judging someone based off five minutes is a fucked thing to do.
Are we not seeing how ironic it is that people see him as just the “nice guy” but then he says “Katie’s lovely but…”.
The dab when Katie and Tim were “officiated” instead of the kiss? Lol.
Katie starts feeling insecure and Tim doesn’t even kiss her on the cheek after her cake knife’s dirty. Like I understand consent, don’t get me wrong, but I’ll only accept that if he didn’t kiss several other cheeks this very same day.
He then tells Katie that it was because of how overwhelming the day is and then Katie assumes she’s been overreacting and spiralling. I hate how this is going to end for her. Which is probably soon.
The Big Friendly Giant and the Small Friendly Greek
Is it just me or do we think that producers paired the shortest and tallest participants together for shits and gigs? Let me tell you, there is nothing funny about this projected back pain.
Dave’s huge, and Jamie has a huge personality. Jamie also claps like a seal when she realises her new husband has even his inner ear tattooed. She then proves herself to be a Defqon. 1 attendee by mentioning raves 32 times during their wedding photoshoot.
These two are a vibe and I’m into whatever love story they’re about to birth already. Mostly I’m just excited that she got John Aiken to say “core is important”.
Thank you bye x
Note: this article’s headline was updated because speaking of nice, it’s not nice to classify someone as “not nice” generally. Instead, I have updated it to reflect that he was not BEING nice during certain actions on this episode, in my opinion.